$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We are two peas in an std pod
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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