Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i think i just lost a toe
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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