How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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