I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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