Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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