i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you didnt know i had herpes?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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