I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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