it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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