you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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