Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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