so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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