Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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