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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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