O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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