you traded sex for a burrito?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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