He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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