why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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