so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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