Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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