Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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