He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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