Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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