So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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