So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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