So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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