She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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