just come out here and I will go home with you...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I have fence marks all over my body
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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