I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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