White coat. Heels.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
this is an emotional support booty call
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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