After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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