did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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