let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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