i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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