i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
