I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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