Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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