Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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