you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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