Your dad touched me again.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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