I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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