i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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