so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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