I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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