i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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