i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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