he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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