so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I believe in your delicious
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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