she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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