I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There r osticjed everywhere
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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