Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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