I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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