But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
